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[glutton_monkey]

Son Goku --t workin' now?? Uuuuu... What about now? Oh wait- AHH, I GOT IT I GOT IT!! Okay okay what'm I s'pos'd to say again? OH YEAH! (ahem!) Hiiii! This is Goku's phone thingy! Sorry I'm not pickin' up, guess I must be busy or somethin', so just le-- [Beeeeeeeeeeeep.]

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before the shit happens

[knowsvinewhip]

You wouldn't happen to know what happened to the bread I left on the counter this morning, would you? ^_^

Oops shit

[glutton_monkey]

[Please hold while Goku remembers how this texting thing works.]

i saw it ! it ws yum m y

[knowsvinewhip]

I’m glad it was appetizing…

Considering it was made for all of us. For the next day or so.

[glutton_monkey]

dj Ijs
it was ? !
thers no more ?! ?

[knowsvinewhip]

Not for another few days

Someone helped themselves to our supply.

[glutton_monkey]

W H AT
WHO WIU D DO THt
ILL BEET THEM JP

[knowsvinewhip]

Goku.

It was you. You just told me it was you.

[glutton_monkey]

[There's a very long pause.]

oh

[And another long, guilt-ridden pause.]

sorry hhakkai
we cabnt mak more ??

[knowsvinewhip]

Yes... we can.

But it will take time. If you're out in town, can you pick up more supplies?

[glutton_monkey]

YHAY

i cans do taht ! wat m i suposdf to get ?

[knowsvinewhip]

I'll type it out for you. Show it to the shop owners, and they can help.


- Flour
- Salt
- Milk

All right?

[glutton_monkey]

[Goku has to literally stop walking and stare down at his omni for a little while to make sure he's reading this correctly. Just in case he forgets how to show the list to the shop owners.]

k !

illi b bak soon !

[And now this little piddy is off to market!]

[knowsvinewhip]

...




And when you get back, we're going to practice your spelling.

[glutton_monkey]

wat ?? wy? ?

[It's not his fault, okay? For two years he's really only had to read menus and he hasn't had to do reading homework while traveling!!]

[knowsvinewhip]

The fact you even have to ask me that is precisely the answer.

[glutton_monkey]

i dont get itt

[knowsvinewhip]

I'll elaborate when you get back.

[glutton_monkey]

[... SUSPICIOUS??]



k !!

[And then, typing very carefully because it feels like he's been scolded-]

i I'll b back soon with
evrything !

[knowsvinewhip]

Wonderful!

We'll have it remade in no time.

[glutton_monkey]

YAY MORE BREAD


[And he'll be back... in an hour or two. Because trading services for groceries is long work!]

[knowsvinewhip]

[Should he remind Goku he can trade for rocks and shells...?]

[Nah.]

[Maybe another day.]